Pixie's Warning to the World:

  My hero’s name is Thy Ad-chan, a super big, super fast ninja. His super ninja thyroid gland works double time, and his rich ancestry combined with an intenses discipline of martial arts, he is ready to save the day… At night… When ninjas are at their best.

    He also has an amazingly over productive adrenal gland, helping to pump up his muscles and push his ability to cultivate strength through production of cortical steroids. This is one buff ninja.

    His brain has learned to process his ninja skills through a super efficient pituitary gland, and larger sensory and motor areas. He is quick to perceive and lightning fast with a response, his pituitary gland processes and pumps the other hormones efficiently. The neurons in his brain produce high amounts of norepinephrine so while he can sometimes be a little moody or aggressive, as all good ninjas should, he has increadable learning and memory functions, he is also a bit horny at times, but how do you think ninja clans come about if not for promiscuous ninjas?

    The high amounts of thyroxin pumping through his veins have sped his metabolism to such an incrediblerate that he can run at least tree times as fast as you or I, however he also avoids McDonald’s, and doesn’t smoke, which could have something to do with that. Even so, this causes him to need a lot more food for nutrients and support his energy output.

    One could study ninjitsu and eat right to become more like Thy Ad-Chan but I would assume this mix of characteristics of the brain and mix of chemicals is not one that we could work to achieve within ourselves without heavily medeling with our chemical balance.